All hail Kim Jong Il

Following the news of North Korea's successful missile launch, I decided to post some pictures of the glorious leader of this fantastic nation. None other than Kim Jong Il. Unfortunately Kim Jong Il's pride and joy, his 32 metre TaepoDONG missile, fizzled out after 42 seconds. Kim was said to be slightly disappointed but not to worry because, "there is more where that came from." Still, that is a poor effort and I would expect more from a man of Kim's stature. Anyway on to the pictures of the glorious leader, enemy of the western world and hero of the starving North Korean people.

Here is Kim just chilling back in parliament or whatever the hell he does. As you can see he is fellow with an eye for style. The brownish, mao-type style, zipped up jacket with the massive glasses and "crazy scientist" hair-do is a winning combination in the style stakes. I am also loving the pattern on the chair.

Here is a picture of Kim Jong standing proudly at his full 5 feet and 2 inches. Once again he is in the same outfit, why change when you are on to a winner? The most amazing thing about this picture is he manages to make the dorky white guy with the moustache actually look pretty cool. I am not sure what the painting in the background is all about. It looks like a turbulent ocean, maybe meant to represent that North Korea is going through some "turbulent times", ha ha!

Ladies, look out! Here Kim has swapped his normal glasses for some stylish shades that show he knows how to let the good times roll. Apparently Kim drinks Hennessey cognac, and owns a collection of 20,000 movies which includes the complete James Bond series. You know, maybe he isn't such a bad guy and is just misunderstood. I would love to sit down with him while having a few cognac's and watching James Bond. Maybe he would even let me borrow his sunglasses so I can look cool in front of the millions of starving North Koreans.